reality ruined my life

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In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

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“ You loved her more, and I’m going to pretend I’m okay with that. ”

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pofato:

itsawond3rful-life:

sincerely-harry:

my baby brother was really upset so

he was crying

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until he realized he was taking selfies on my laptop

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Best post on tumblr omg

it has been i think a year ever since i saw this i want to see what this adorable creature look like right now

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